Posts Tagged ‘Business’
It’s all Japanese to me!!
Posted on: October 12, 2010
Most people don’t know this but Justin Bieber is actually of Japanese descent. Some may say he hails from Stratford Ontario, but those folks are wrong. Dead wrong.
Justin Bieber is a talented little japanese man. He can sing, he can dance, he can rock a side-swipe-douche-do like no other. Justin wanted to try something new and fresh. Something that had never been done before. His mom suggested a wig line, his dad suggested a shirt that makes you look like you have absolutely no body definition. He shunned them both and decided to take on the most logical venture: a nail polish line.
Now, most of you might say that there have been many nail polish lines in the past. To this I say, true, but have these said nail polish lines had the tears of a baby, the sweat of one less lonely girl and the chest hair of (future) Beiber himself. Nine! (that means no in German and possibly Japanese)
Awkward Stock Photos
Posted on: October 4, 2010
As you all know, Laura and I are super famous designers. Well in our day to day designing ventures we come across a horse truck load of really weird and awkward stock photos. Paul, our confidant sent us this hilarious link this morning that has us in stitches. We suggest you take a gander through to see some of the pictures that we look at on a day to day basis. Check it out here.
We’re sorry…
Posted on: September 29, 2010
We’re so sorry to all you avid, starved, depraved fans out there. We have been super busy at work and haven’t been able to blog. If you would like to pay us to blog (atleast 10k a week) we would be happy to quit our jobs.
To show how sorry we are, Laura is going to wear this poop hat all week. Doesn’t she look funny? It’s like someone pooped on her head. I’m going to look at her and laugh.
No, not the lady kind, don’t get too excited.
I don’t know how many times I’ve been doing yardwork and I just never have the right tools! Or I do, and they are all over the place! in the washroom, den, under the sink, in my car, in someone else’s car…its just madness!!
After purchasing Swiss Army Hoe, all my frustrations are gone! I can hoe, dig, weed, water, and rake with the flip of a switch. Weighing in at about 150 pounds, it is SO practical! I personally like to tuck it under my bed at the end of the day to prove to myself that it so so compact and useful.
Rank us #1
Posted on: July 27, 2010
Who wouldn’t want to rank us #1. We are clearly the best blog on the interwebs. Click on this link if you think we are as amazing as we think we are!
If only we all could walk off our jobs for not being allowed to be intoxicated while working. That’s exactly what Carlsberg employees did.
