Archive for July 2010
On this day- July 30th
Posted on: July 30, 2010
1- Today is national cheesecake day!
2- Tom Green turns 39 today
3- Baghdad was founded today.
4- In Montevideo, Uruguay wins the first football world cup.
Claire did these again for me today…but only could come up with 4….seriously Claire, stop being so lazy. Just kidding, nothing has actually ever happened on July 30th except these 4 things.
Celeb Interviews: Robert Munsch
Posted on: July 30, 2010
Our latest interview is with Robert Munsch. Munsch is known and loved by many for his unique storytelling methods and his amazing children’s books. Munsch has written over 50 books, including The Paper Bag Princess, Mortimer, I love you forever and Smelly Socks
I approached Robert Munsch with 6 questions. He answered only 2, but don’t worry Bob…we will still Love you Forever (get it??). Instead of leaving his unanswered questions blank I’ve decided to answer them for him since I feel like we are very close (My mom is a super famous author too...no big deal)…so our lives are probably very similar.
1) What is your favourite 90’s sitcom?
*this is what I think he’d say.
I really liked Family Matters, I also really like cheese so I could really relate to Steve Eurkel.
2) Do you own any music by Rita MacNeil?
*this is what I think he’d say.
Are you kidding me? I love Rita MacNeil, half of my books are inspired by her music!
3) Do you have any nicknames?
*this is what I think he’d say.
Bobby, Bobster, The Munschster, Bobby M, Lloyd and Clive
4) Do you have a favorite hat? If so please describe or send us a photo of you wearing said hat
**ACTUAL ANSWER
I have a Tilley Hat and an Australian Leather hat.
5) Do you have any hidden talents? If so, please describe, or send us a video of you demonstrating said talent.
**ACTUAL ANSWER
I pick up trash while I walk my dog.
6) Do you have a favourite youtube video? If so, what?
*this is what I think he’d like.
On this day -July 29
Posted on: July 29, 2010
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Today we have a special celebrity guest writer: Claire. You may remember her from yesterdays on this day…it was her birthday. Claire’s cousin knows The Moffats. Kind of a big deal.
1- Today is Geddy Lee’s Birthday. He turns 57 today.
2- Today is national Thai Language Day. Strike up a conversation at your favorite thai food restaurant.
3 – Today is Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day…whatever that may mean.
Claire says those are the only interesting things that have happened today in history. I believe her. I apologize if you were born today.
No, not the lady kind, don’t get too excited.
I don’t know how many times I’ve been doing yardwork and I just never have the right tools! Or I do, and they are all over the place! in the washroom, den, under the sink, in my car, in someone else’s car…its just madness!!
After purchasing Swiss Army Hoe, all my frustrations are gone! I can hoe, dig, weed, water, and rake with the flip of a switch. Weighing in at about 150 pounds, it is SO practical! I personally like to tuck it under my bed at the end of the day to prove to myself that it so so compact and useful.
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So Julie Chen called me yesterday to tell me that Rachel is preggers. She has been having a hooker show-mance on big brother with Brendon, the swim coach and self proclaimed scientist.
Sources (Julie) say that she has been feeling the under the weather and her belly has gotten quite large very quickly. Julie says it probably isn’t Brendons baby since she looks as though she could be around 4-5 months.
Ohhhh girl. We will see how this unfolds in weeks to come.
These facts may not be in fact, factual.
On this day- July 28
Posted on: July 28, 2010
1-Today is hamburger day.
2- Rita MacNeil is 66 years and 2 months today, today is clearly a day to celebrate!
3-Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (yes apparently his last name is Tell ‘Em..who knew) turns 20 today
4- in 1609, Bermuda was first settled by survivors of the English ship Sea Venture en route to Virginia.
5-Today is Claire’s Birthday. She hates velvet and has a cat and a dog.
Reader Feedback: Stephanie
Posted on: July 27, 2010
wow we are receiving tons of feedback, sorry we cant post all of them! here’s one from Stephanie M!
“HAHAHA OMG. I LOVE THE HAIR GUARD.
The creators are [very] hilarious! [especially Laura!]”
Thanks steph! I know, I am pretty great.
Rank us #1
Posted on: July 27, 2010
Who wouldn’t want to rank us #1. We are clearly the best blog on the interwebs. Click on this link if you think we are as amazing as we think we are!
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The type of sandwich? I’m not too sure, but it must have been delicious!
A woman from Chatham punched her boyfriend in the face and chest after he ate the other half of the mystery sandwich. Talk about spousal abuse, damn girl. There probably wont be any tasty sandwiches in Jail. you lose.
Click here to read more about this ridiculous story.
Tuesday Horoscopes
Posted on: July 27, 2010
Aries: you really should be more nice to telemarketers, you made the last one cry. way to go.
Libra: you will find the answer to todays problems in the 5th line of this reading.
Taurus: Did you know that tuesdays are salsa days? wear your flashiest salsa outfit to work today. you will most likely get a raise and a few high fives.
Scorpio: crack open a pabst blue ribbon, sit back in your bean bag chair and rediscover this song. fuck ya.
Gemini: impress your friends with a cool joke today, or a magic trick, or perhaps a mediocre slideshow of memories you’ve shared together
Cancer: you’re having a bad hair day today. don’t panic. today is umbrella hat day. should cover that hot mess right up.
Leo: Listen to the radio today. Scan 4 times and stop. This station will give you the proper traffic updates.
Virgo: Tie Dye is should definitely be part of your wardrobe today. Just look at this guy and tell me he doesn’t look like a total rock star.
Sagittarius: Make sure not to bowl with a ball today that is too small for your fingers.
Capricorn: Today you will find out if Justin is creepy or adorable. You will also think this guy is really annoying.
Aquarius: Today you are feeling upscale. Make sure to wear something that makes you feel super fancy….we suggest a giant hat or some arm length white gloves.
Pisces: You must dance today. Dance whenever and wherever you can. If you need some tips watch this
