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Okay so after our Halloween costume post we have been getting about 67,000 emails a day requesting we do a Holiday gift idea post.  I know what you are thinking.  Oh my Gaaaaaaawd it’s 10 days before christmas and I don’t know what the frick to get Uncle Ted or Aunt Felicia or cousin Alfred.  Especially cousin Alfred.  That guy is Craaaaaazy. Well we’ve put together a list that has something for everyone (even Alfie).

Buying for a music lover?  Buying for someone that wants to keep music alive, well into the future?  Are you not buying for Chad Kroeger…lead noise maker of Nickelback?  Well we’ve got the perfect gift for you.  What is cooler than the classic Black band T?  I know.  The classic black band T that donates part of it’s money to help ensure children across the country have access to music programs at school.   That’s cooler.  Check out Guataca to order one today!

Buying for a Trekkie?  Ya we all have at least one person in our family that loves Star Trek.  My sister is one of those crazy hooligans.  She even got her ears genetically modified to look like a vulcan.  Just kidding, but I’ve probably just given her a horrible idea.  Jen don’t do this.  Why not learn to cook like a vulcan instead.  Get your Trekkie freak family member a Star Trek Cookbook. 

Buying for a Bacon Lover?  No?  Then you are clearly buying for a Cupcake Lover!  Pretty much anyone can fit into one of these two categories.  What’s a better gift than something you will 2-3 times every single day??!   Nothing I tell ya!  Bacon or cupcake flavoured toothpaste will make anyone’s holidays seem like a miracle on [insert street name here].

Buying for a stinky car person who loves Kraft Dinner?  Who isn’t!  Why not switch that smelly sock box into a delicious Kraft Dinner-mobile.  That’s right, its a mac & cheese scented air freshener. 

Buying for a fan of yodeling or pickles?  Again, I know…doesn’t everyone fall into this category?  Bet you didn’t know you can actually buy a yodeling pickle!  Thank gawd for us design chicks.  Local/international heroes. 

Buying for someone who never wants to do anything ever?  Well clearly this person is going to run out of excuses not to do anything.  What’s better than the instant excuse maker!?  Also, on a side not you should probably break ties with this person.  People who don’t like to do anything are usually pretty toxic and or boring.

Buying for someone who is too busy to be hygienic?  Two words. Pocket.  Shower. Wha?  I know right!  I’m a pretty busy woman believe me… I  haven’t showered in weeks and I smell like a bed of roses (without any dead rats hidden in the sheets).  My secret?  Pocket Shower!

Buying for that crazy drunk in your family.  Hint hint* This one’s for me!  Just kidding.  But seriously this is pretty cool.  A hangover cookbook.  Wha? Yes, I said it, a cookbook for hangovers.  Sounds ahhhmuzzing!

Buying for a girl who wants to pee like a guy?  Enough said.  Female urination device.

Okay I think that just about covers everyone.  You are welcome! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!  Peace in the middle east!

Okay, so we haven’t received anymore responses from celebs yet, I think they are all taking time to answer the questions. They are pretty complicated. So in the meantime, we decided to practice on Chad Kroeger, so we don’t get rusty.

Nickleback formed in Alberta in 1995. The band members bonded over their mutual love for photographs and screen doors. After 15 long years, they are still around, singing about things on Joeys head (who cares about whats on joeys head, who the hell is Joey?!!!) AND Chad Kroeger still hasn’t cut his hair. ughhhhhhh. I hate you chad.

see chads fake answers (but probably very close to the truth) below!

1) What is your favourite 90’s sitcom?
Loved Fred Penner
no chad, that’s not considered a sitcom.
Oh…that’s too bad.

2) Do you own any music by Rita MacNeil?
If by Rita MacNeil you mean my own music, then yes, I have a whole room full of glorious rita macneil music

3) Do you have any nicknames?
oh you know, the usual: mophead, teen-stash, douchebag (the last one is my favourite)

4) Do you have a favourite youtube video? If so, what?
Oh man, I watch this one all the time. really awesome stuff

5) Do you have a favorite hat? If so, please describe or send us a photo of you wearing said hat
yep. this is my favourite hat.
Thats not a hat chad, that’s a pickle.

6) Do you have any hidden talents? If so, please describe, or send us a video of you demonstrating said talent whilst wearing your favourite hat mentioned in question 5.
Not many people know this but Im really good at modelling. I can stare right into your soul through a photograph.
“look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh”
stop singing
“how did our eyes get so red? and what the hell is on Joey’s head?”
WHOS JOEY?!!!! what a stupid line. you’re the worst.

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