Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo Number 35.

Lou Bega is a pure musical genius, his lyrics are comparable to a Shakespearean sonnet.

Here’s a little taste:

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

I love that he’s tappin’ Rita MacNeil. She’s a true Canadian Idol. They fell in love over their mutual love of ridiculous hats.