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It is with heavy hearts that we share the news that the our beloved Canadian icon and friend, Rita MacNeil has passed away. She died following complications to surgery.
As you all know Rita has been somewhat of a mascot on our blog. We chose her because we wanted to use a Canadian icon that everyone knew and loved, and boy did we choose right. She has brought nothing but joy, laughter and beautiful music to our lives.
Please stay tuned for our tribute to the lovely and talented, Rita MacNeil.
Aries: you will feel gassy today. too bad you’re going dancing. If the crowd disperses around you as you disperse your bodily gas, turn it into a positive – did someone say spontaneous dance circle?!! go aries! go aries! go go, go aries!
Libra: You wernt allowed to watch the simpsons growing up, were you? that explains a lot. You have many anxieties, one being racism towards yellow people. this is unhealthy and hilarious.
Taurus: embrace your faults. except for your complete lack of hygene, its not very becoming of you
Scorpio: You learn something new everyday today you are going to learn that Jonah Hill (that crazy fat funny guy) is now really creepy skinny. Check it out!
Gemini: remember that alanis song about joey from full house. “YOU OUGHTA KNOW, YOUU YOUUU YOUUU YOUUU YOUUU YOUUU”. I dont know what her problem was, didnt she know that it was never gunna work? he lived in san fran and was trying to make it as a comedian. plus he had to babysit the goblin twins. what a needy bitch. anyways the point is, stop being so needy!
Cancer: TGIF, right? WRONG. get back to work cancer! that marshmellow castle wont make itself
Leo: Leo, we know you like to party…we get it. Put your pants back on it’s like 3 in the afternoon, wait till 3am when this is appropriate.
Virgo: Refrain from going on a hot rod diet today you will gain 17 pounds of pure greasy butter.
Sagittarius: Try a unique gum flavour today. I suggest Vanilla and Mint. You might think it’s crazy but your tongue and teeth will thank you for it.
Capricorn: Nobody loves you. Except us, so you should probably keep reading our blog. Plus we are really honest and will tell you when you are having a bad hair day. Let’s call a spade a spade – it’s been a bad hair month for you.
Pisces: The Hanson brothers are playing in your neighborhood soon. Not sure if Ike and Taylor or Zach are going to be there but they are brothers and their last names are Hanson or maybe Jonas.
Ophiuchus: You will poop your pants today. If not consider gripe water it helps with constipation.