Posts Tagged ‘Justin Beiber’
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As you all know, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been dating for a very long time (9 1/2 months and 13 hours and 27 minutes to be exact). Last month Justin spotted Selena canoodling with her Monte Carlo costar Cory Monteith (the dude from Glee). Well didn’t Bieber get into quite the fever..he began questioning Selena’s loyalty to him, he cried, she cried, it was a mess! Anyways, the next morning (sources say) Selena took off. She returned later that evening distraught, intoxicated and sporting new body art. A full arm sleeve tattoo of her true love, Justin Bieber. She has since told sources that it was a gesture to prove her commitment to the baby-faced buck, Bieber.
Selena Gomez gets Justin Bieber Tattoo
Thursday Horoscopes!
Posted on: August 19, 2010
Aries: did you know that thursdays are international “give a hooker a sandwich” day? So give that special hooker down your street a PB & J or a ham and swiss on whole wheat and she may give you something in return! A free movie coupon, obviously.
Libra: your chi-light is pretty low these days. cleaning out your fridge with mr. clean should fix this problem right up.
Taurus: life is pretty dull for you right now. add some auto-tune to your daily routine and reap the benefits of booty shakin’ rhythm and thousands of hits on youtube
Scorpio: summer is almost over and you STILL haven’t set up a lemonade stand?!! get on that girl.
Gemini: saying yes to a thumb war today is the right decision
Cancer: frodo once said, “I wish the ring had never come to me”. well, some unwanted things may come into your life that you must rise above. and if you’re a little person like frodo, you may need a step stool to do this.
Leo: You will feel like you are being followed today. It’s just your shadow…and your neighbour Jim. Didn’t know you had a neighbour Jim? Turn around and introduce yourself!
Virgo: Mate your kitten with a tiger today. You will get a hybrid kitten called a titten.
Sagittarius: Are you sad today? Watch this video and you will be happy.
Capricorn: Half of your body wants corn today. The other half will reject the corn if you eat it. Make your decision wisely.
Aquarius: You will have a spectacular day if you are wearing a yellow shirt or if you have recently moved offices. You will also get an unexpected phone call today.
Pisces: Feel like being anti-social tonight? Have the perfect night in! Rent Harry and the Hendersons and watch it in the nude!
Bieber in bad times
Posted on: July 9, 2010
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Justin Bieber, teen heart throb to many and mammas boy for life, has just been sentenced for 5 months in prison for being extremely lame. His haircut and go-getter attitude rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
“he is a danger to our community” officer bill said to a crowd of sobbing teens. “My duty is to serve and protect. and that boy is no good”. This news has come as a shock to many devoted fans. “I just don’t know what I am going to do without him” Robin McNicoll, an avid fan and Wisconsin Spelling Bee 2008 champion, cried. “I’ll write him a letter everyday…it’ll make him stronger”
-associated press
We have had a young fellow by the name of Justin Beiber, I mean…Logan Traynor interning with us for like ever. He actually gets paid now so I guess he’s not an intern. Here’s a couple cool facts about the good old Logster. 1. He’s always very tired. 2. He has a birthday. 3. He owns his own clothing company. WHAT? An intern that does something other than interning? His clothes are actually super cool so being the nice co-workers that we are we’ve decided to create some publicity for Logan. (Your welcome Logan!) Girls, he looks just like Justin Beiber…(seriously it’s kinda freaky) So, if you continue visiting this blog and check out his super cool clothing site maybe you could win a date with him!!
Here’s one of the shirts Logan gave me for Christmas (isn’t he sweet…just like Beiber I’m telling ya!)
