Justin Bieber, teen heart throb to many and mammas boy for life, has just been sentenced for 5 months in prison for being extremely lame. His haircut and go-getter attitude rubs a lot of people the wrong way.
“he is a danger to our community” officer bill said to a crowd of sobbing teens. “My duty is to serve and protect. and that boy is no good”. This news has come as a shock to many devoted fans. “I just don’t know what I am going to do without him” Robin McNicoll, an avid fan and Wisconsin Spelling Bee 2008 champion, cried. “I’ll write him a letter everyday…it’ll make him stronger”

-associated press