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You are welcome.  In advance.  You are going to read this post and then bake me some damn good cookies.   (chocolate chip with skor bits would be ideal).  Have you ever thought to yourself, jeepers this latte from starbucks is expensive… I could probably be doing something so much better with my money?  Well now, I can assure you that 5 dollars can pretty much get you anything you want.  Anything.  Maybe not a hooker…atleast not legally (yet).  Are you a struggling artist that needs a song written for you?  BOOM five dollars, it’s yours.  Are you a struggling parent in desperate need of a creepy guy wishing your child a happy birthday?  BOOM five dollars it’s yours. Have you ever wanted someone to write a specific message on a plate using only ketchup and mustard?  I sure have.  BOOM it’s yours for only 5 dollars!  Seriously this site (Fiverr.com) is probably the best thing to come to in the interweb since Designchicks. Check it out, I guarantee you will waste a lot of time.  Laura and I are going to check into it further.  We will let you know when we make our first purchase.


  Recently Justin Bieber has been in the news for allegedly  getting a littly fisty with a paparazzi.  We immediately called Justin to see what the scoop was. He told us via Skype that the press has got it all wrong.  They said he was leaving the movie theater with girlfriend Selena Gomez.  Dead wrong. Justin tells us he was actually just at the gym where he works out and he was with his trainer and mentor, Dana White..who just happened to be wearing a long brown wig and dress,  similar to Gomez’ style.  Justin tells us that he has been secretively training to become a UFC fighter.  We didn’t believe it at first so we contacted his agent who put us in touch with Dana White.  We talked to Dana via telephone.  He told us that Justin is one of the most promising young fighters he’s ever seen.  He believes that even though he’s only had 3 weeks of training he will be able to beat any fighter that gets sent his way and that he will be added to the next UFC lineup.  Dana says he believes he is so talented at fighting because he has had to fight off all d’em pre teen bitches for the last few years.

In conclusion, Justin didn’t punch a paparazzi.  He actually punched his sprawl partner. Who  cried like a little baby and decided to make up an elaborate story and sue Justin for a his donero.

Don’t believe us?  LOok at the picture. Clearly a UFC publicity photo.


With Kessel, if you have a chance finish him! He’s a good player… but don’t shit your pants on him!!!”
John Tortorella

After months of desperate anticipation, and many sleepless nights, HBO’s Emmy-Award-winning, epic hit series “24/7” made it’s truiphant return this Wednesday and certainly did not disappoint. This time round, one of the National Hockey League’s most intense rivalries – The Philadelphia Flyers and the New York Rangers – is documented in the weeks leading up to the 5th annual NHL Winter classic outdoor game on January 2, 2012. The 4 part series provides fans with an unscripted, all-access experience into the lives of the two of the NHL’s best teams on and off the ice, before facing off in the first ever outdoor NHL game played at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia.

Now as you may or may not know I am a die-hard Toronto Maple Leafs fan, so naturally I would despise these two Eastern Conference rivals. However after watching just one episode of the new series I instantly have a renewed admiration for the teams – more specifically their Head Coaches Peter Laviolette and John Tortorella – who have both won Stanley Cups in 2006 and 2004 respectively. They tell it exactly like it is with their no holds barred attitudes towards their players and the game, and this truly resonates with me as a hockey player.

Also, for those of you who have not seen the 24/7 Penguins/Capitals from last year you may want to hide your kids, and hide your wife before watching this. If there was a drinking game for every time someone dropped an f-bomb, you would be passed out precisely within the first 10 minutes. I know Robin was. No lie! Key highlights of the episode include Flyers goaltender Ilya Bryzgalov explaining the universe and Russian booze, Sean Avery being Derek Zoolander, and anything John Tortorella says. BOOM!


Did you know that the reason Vampires are popular right now is because there is a chemical imbalance in the world every 6 to 12 to 52 years.  It causes surges in Vampire popular culture.  This is scientifically proven.  Ask anyone.    Did you know that the same can be said about Babysitters?  I know what your thinking…what the grill, babysitters don’t suck blood.  Babysitters aren’t always unusually pale.   I know this, trust me.  I used to babysit and I have a rather lovely olive complexion.  But, every few years or so there is a surge in the popularity of Babysitters in pop culture. 2012 is set to be the highest babysitting popularity year ever.  Watch out for it!  Check out this trailer for The Sitter featuring Jonah Hill (before he got skinny so you know it will be good)

I saw this trailer and I immediately thought of one of my favourite movies from the late 80’s – Adventures in Babysitting.

I’m sure watching the trailer made you think of all the amazing babysitting movies out there.  See?  You are getting all surged up ready for the year of Babysitting in pop culture.  Design Chicks said it first!


If you don’t know anything at all you should atleast know one thing.  Today is Brittany Spears’ 30th birthday.  Makes me feel really old.  I feel like I’ve known Britt for years.  I’ve even seen her kooka.  Let’s reflect shall we!  Here’s a little timeline of her time in the spotlight.  Way to go Brittany, your only regret in life should be dating Justin Timberlake before he got rid of his nasty perm.  Regrets! We all have them.

Brittany Spears through the years

 

 

 

 

 

 


Okay…listen up “Urban Noize”, first of all, I don’t appreciate your inclusion of a “Z” in a perfectly fine word just because it looks urban. Secondly, who the HELL do you think you ARE?! You think you can take three of the greatest artists of the 21st century and mix them in your basement, release it, and think people will eat it up? well they will, and those people are really really DUMB. You know what, I’m not mad at you Urban Noize, no, Im mad at the audience today, what they desire, what they have become. No appreciation for REAL music anymore, just Dubstep and reworked versions of music’s past. Urban Noize, even though you claim this is not an official release but rather a dedication to all three artists, it doesn’t get you off the hook. I see people on youtube who fart in front of their computer and get famous, this is NO different. You have just farted in front of me, Urban Noize, and the rest of society, and while I sit by and plug my nose, others are basking in its warmth. So bask everyone, but like a fart, Urban’s “Noize” will gradually fade, leaving it to REAL artists to clear the air. BOOYA!
How did you feel about the album, Robin?

Hey Laura. Are you feeling slightly bloated today?  Do you need to take a midol?  Don’t get your knickers in a knot.  Some people fart out blog posts.  Well most people don’t.  Laura just farted on the keyboard and that gawd awful post appeared.  Seriously Laura, the album (while not the best collaboration I’ve ever heard) is actually pretty good.  You just need to open your mind and close your fart hole.    I think if you listened to this album before you’d ever listened to anything by Adele, Kanye or Jay Z..you’d be like alright, alright, great album.  But as you said before these are 3 of the greatest artist of the 21st century, so it’s hard to not expect the most epic, mind blowing, panties on fire, best album ever.  I understand your panties are not on fire, but that doesn’t mean it’s not decent music.  Ya, that’s right, I called it music.   There is so much awful, ear aching music out there that when someone remixes something, from a song or album that is already amazing, it is obviously going to better than half of the crap you hear on the radio today.  I’m talking directly to you Chad Kroeger.  You are crap and you should cut your hair.  Hippie.  Hey Laura remember when we interviewed Chad Kroeger?  Read it here.

You can listen to the album here.  Then tell us what you think!


Tyra, girl, you crazy.


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