Recently Justin Bieber has been in the news for allegedly getting a littly fisty with a paparazzi. We immediately called Justin to see what the scoop was. He told us via Skype that the press has got it all wrong. They said he was leaving the movie theater with girlfriend Selena Gomez. Dead wrong. Justin tells us he was actually just at the gym where he works out and he was with his trainer and mentor, Dana White..who just happened to be wearing a long brown wig and dress, similar to Gomez’ style. Justin tells us that he has been secretively training to become a UFC fighter. We didn’t believe it at first so we contacted his agent who put us in touch with Dana White. We talked to Dana via telephone. He told us that Justin is one of the most promising young fighters he’s ever seen. He believes that even though he’s only had 3 weeks of training he will be able to beat any fighter that gets sent his way and that he will be added to the next UFC lineup. Dana says he believes he is so talented at fighting because he has had to fight off all d’em pre teen bitches for the last few years.
In conclusion, Justin didn’t punch a paparazzi. He actually punched his sprawl partner. Who cried like a little baby and decided to make up an elaborate story and sue Justin for a his donero.
Don’t believe us? LOok at the picture. Clearly a UFC publicity photo.