Our last Holiday Gift Guide, back in 2013, got over 13 billion views! It is actually one of the most talked about things on the internet. So ofcourse we’ve had millions of loyal fans asking/demanding we write a new one, so here it is. We apologize for the 7 year gap, but we assure you it was worth the wait!
Do you know someone who is fashion forward, likes burgers and also likes to keep their feet warm? Well do we have the perfect gift for them! Burger socks.
Pooping Cat Calendar
We all have friends that have weird fetishes. One of us Design Chicks (I won’t name names) likes Nutella on the occasional chicken wing. We don’t judge. So if you have a friend or cousin or brother or aunt who likes watching cats poop, then we are happy to let you know this calendar is available for your gift giving pleasure!
Danny Devito Mermaid Pillow
Mermaid sequin pillows were all the rage in 2019. Danny Devito was all the rage in 1978. So if our predictions are right, this would be the perfect gift for anyone born between 1978 and 2019. Simple math.
Beer Belly Fanny Pack
Tell us honestly, is there a more perfect gift than a fanny pack that looks like a beer belly? It’s so versatile! You can wear it to the beach, to a baseball game or to your hillbilly cousin’s fourth wedding.
If you have a friend that owns a pool or lake than this is the greatest gift. A pool thermometer that is also a floating turd. I mean talk about putting two great ideas together.
Ramen Noodle Sweater
We all know someone who lives strictly off of Ramen noodles. This sweater will bring joy and warmth to their soup loving soul. Bonus points, it’s totally unisex!
Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
We’ve all been in multiple situations that would be desperately improved with a Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy. There is no denying this!
Squirrel in Underpants Airfreshener!
This is something we didn’t know we needed in our lives. Kind of like deodorant when we were pre- pubescent. Now that we know it exist, we can’t go a day without it.
People of Walmart Colouring Book
There are so many good adult colouring books that we might have to do a post on just these one day. This one caught our eyes though. There are also lots of farting animal ones and cat bum holes. We thought that was a little offside.
True story, we took a 7 year break from blogging because we couldn’t remember our password to get on here. Passwords have changed so much in the last 10 years. You can’t even use the password “password”, it’s illegal in 3 provinces and 12 states!
Hotdog and Bun Steamer
Things are getting real steamy with this hotdog and bun steamer! Didn’t know you needed one until now! Doubles as a sock steamer if you enjoy damp toes. Pass the mustard!
Expensive and Awesome Salad Plate
Entertaining (no one) this holiday? Nothing says “I got more money than Jesus!” than this $90 salad plate. Your imaginary guests will admire your bad taste and limited knowledge of Jesus – he didn’t have any money, he was an actor, duh!
Mickey Mouse Disguise
Kids disappointed they couldn’t see Mickey this year? You can still blow all that trip money on this crazy getup – oh boy, you’ll have them fooled!! They won’t know it’s you until you serve them steamed veggies. A Merry Christmas, indeed!
Can’t afford a Peloton bike? Don’t worry, your loved ones can still look like they own one with this snazzy top! Trust us, this has the exact same effect as owning the actual bike.
The Best Christmas Outfit Ever
Okay, we know what you’re thinking – “It’s not Halloween, how embarrassing! Did you see their post?! Oh man, wait till they realize their mistake! Oh ho ho, they are so dumb for real” Okay relax, we know this looks crazy, but hear us out. There are no rules this Christmas, you can dance like no one is watching – because really, no one is watching! And if that special someone wants to ride a chicken around the house into the wee hours of the morning screaming “Yee ha, Santy Claus!”, then that’s their business (and ours, because you read it here firstTM)