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Welcome to our 3rd Annual most Creative and Inspirational Halloween Costume EVER post!
If you want to see our post from last year click here. Want to go waaaaay back to the year before that, click here.
You are welcome in advance.
- Robin Thicke & Miley Cyrus:
This is probably the most obvious couples costume of this year. I mean, hello, pop culture. #obvious #mileyisaskank #RobinThickeisBeetlejuice.If you go as this don’t quote our blog. We are so much better than this.
Beetlejuice:- Wear this and you can weed out anyone at the bar who is underage. If anyone comes up to you and says, “Why do you look like Robin Thicke after putting a knife in the toaster” or “Where’s Miley?” they are clearly too young for you bro.
- Ask them where they were when the Blue Jays won the world series. If they look at you, confused, kick’em out of the bar or party you are at.
- Miley Cyrus – Wrecking Ball:
Less obvious pop culture/trendy Halloween costume. We approve of you quoting us on this costume, but only if you are male. Girls, get your heads outta the trash and put some clothes on.
- Duck Dynasty:
Beards, bandanas and camo. Easy peasy. Get extra bonus points at the party you attend by bringing a delicious slow cooked squirrel. We guarantee you will be invited back next year.
- Ed Sheeran:
Are you extremely pale and unfortunate looking? Then this is the costume for you! Just strap on a dirty, ugly, ginger wig and you are good to go!
Are you an extremely pale and unfortunate looking ginger? Then you just saved some money on a dirty, ugly, ginger wig!
- Theresa Caputo from Long Island Medium:
The great thing about this costume is you can reuse the wig you wore a few years ago when you went as Kate from (John and) Kate plus 8.
- Rick Campanelli:
- This is a great costume for those douchey guys that don’t like to actually dress up. Although it take a little prep work. Make sure your teeth are freshly whiten, and you’ve hit the tanning bed atleast twice prior to Halloween. Just throw on your nicest suit, plop an ET Canada sticker on a microphone and boom you’re Rick Campenelli. We strongly suggest you read this very informative interview with Rick so you can really understand who you are dressed as, it will blow your mind.
- Shark Week:
I stole this from another site that has some pretty cool ideas. Don’t click the link though, stay on our site.
- Rookie of the Year:
Um hello probably one of the most classic baseball movies of all time. Assemble a make shift cast, throw on a cubs jersey and boom – Rookie of the Year. Everyone will know who you are, if they don’t, they don’t deserve to be in your space.
- Anchorman crew:
This is another pretty obvious/trendy costume idea since the new Anchorman 2 is coming out soon. Are you as excited as we are?
- Sabrina the Teenage Witch:
Couldn’t find a cat sitter for Halloween? No problem. Just bring him/her along, wear a blonde wig and act really cutesy and precious and boom you are Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I am pretty sure that most bars allow cats. If you unsure make up a fake ID for you cat prior to leaving. It’s halloween, there’s so many costumes floating around, the bouncers probably won’t realize the cat is in fact a cat, not a very little person in a cat costume.
- Snoop Lion:
Seriously? Nuff, said.
- The Wiggles:
Are you a group of 4 really creepy dudes? Does one of you own a red shirt? Does another one own a yellow one? How about a purple one? Oh and a blue one too. That’s all you need to dress as these 4 creepers. Bonus points if you learn a song or two!
Want more ideas? Check out our post from last year or the year before that!
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Aries: Wear a skinny tie today. A thick tie will make you seem to mischievous and untrustworthy (like a Leo).
Libra: Stop wearing purple lipstick. it makes you look like a hooker. for real.
Taurus: Tell your co-worker that they have something on their face. Laugh at them. When they go to the washroom to fix themselves up.. go on their facebook and change their status to “I like to bathe in Philadelphia cream cheese”
Scorpio: WHAT?! no way! sorry my pyschic senses just told me something crazy thats going to happen to you. I cant tell you though. okay I can. It rhymes with merpes. you better get that checked.
Gemini: Take a bath today. Try cream cheese instead of water. You may get stuck so keep a cell phone handy to call for paramedics.
Cancer: Stop wearing sunglasses at night. they make you look like a douchebag, like people with those tweety bird-steering wheel covers, or neighbours with above-ground pools that take up their entire backyard. idiots.
Leo: Do not speak to anyone today that is wearing a large hat. They are smuggling illegal potato bugs from Africa.
Virgo: Take a cooking class tonight. Bring your own pots and pans, hair net, spoons, pet lobster and the first season of Hells Kitchen or Full House on DVD.
Sagittarius: Go on a 30 hour famine for 2 hours. what? thats ridiculous, you say. well you know whats ridiculous? your ears.
Capricorn: Do not give up on your dreams. Marilyn Denis wants to talk to you. I have no idea why. Perhaps you hit her car or you are pregnant with her sons baby. I don’t know all the facts, but I know she wants to talk to you.
Aquarius: people are talking about you behind your back. no really, look behind you, they are having a really great conversation.
Pisces: Comment on a blog post today. Try this one. Use the alias Melba Lee Toast.
Ophiuchus: you’re really bad at accents. stop doing them.
It’s all Japanese to me!!
Posted on: February 7, 2011
You’ve stopped taking birth control. You have discussed wanting to have a baby with your significant other. You and your partner are both aware and ready for the sleepless nights ahead. You are ready for a baby. It’s time to get pregnant, right?
Wrong. Dead wrong.
Most women don’t think about what having a baby will do to their lives. They don’t realize the detrimental effect it will have on their fashion sense. Not everyone knows that a baby does not typically match their favourite outfit. Most moms that carry around their babies in those baby knapsack things look like total and utter douches and they will likely end up on What Not to Wear! I know what your thinking, time to tie the tubes and settle for buying a cat. Wrong! Cats aren’t fashionable either (haven’t you ever watched Hoarders?) Also, the amazing japanese inventors have done it once again, they have solved all your baby fashion nightmares. These lovely baby sweaters come in a variety of colours and fabrics. How styling (and not at all creepy) !!
Paul says!
Posted on: August 24, 2010
New section alert. Paul is a young, strapping man who works at our office. He knows how to do everything. He is the person I go to whenever I have a problem; whether it be about my computer, car, boyfriend, great uncle, the rain, pandas, slow cooker recipes or taxes.. Paul always has the solution.
Paul has also introduced me to many random foods like 99% cocoa chocolate bar (mildly disgusting) and banana chips (I would recommend these). He also sends us random videos and articles sometimes that are totally blog worthy. Hence us starting up a ‘Paul Says’ section.
Here is a video that Paul would like you to watch. I think it’s pretty great.
Thursday Horoscopes!
Posted on: August 19, 2010
Aries: did you know that thursdays are international “give a hooker a sandwich” day? So give that special hooker down your street a PB & J or a ham and swiss on whole wheat and she may give you something in return! A free movie coupon, obviously.
Libra: your chi-light is pretty low these days. cleaning out your fridge with mr. clean should fix this problem right up.
Taurus: life is pretty dull for you right now. add some auto-tune to your daily routine and reap the benefits of booty shakin’ rhythm and thousands of hits on youtube
Scorpio: summer is almost over and you STILL haven’t set up a lemonade stand?!! get on that girl.
Gemini: saying yes to a thumb war today is the right decision
Cancer: frodo once said, “I wish the ring had never come to me”. well, some unwanted things may come into your life that you must rise above. and if you’re a little person like frodo, you may need a step stool to do this.
Leo: You will feel like you are being followed today. It’s just your shadow…and your neighbour Jim. Didn’t know you had a neighbour Jim? Turn around and introduce yourself!
Virgo: Mate your kitten with a tiger today. You will get a hybrid kitten called a titten.
Sagittarius: Are you sad today? Watch this video and you will be happy.
Capricorn: Half of your body wants corn today. The other half will reject the corn if you eat it. Make your decision wisely.
Aquarius: You will have a spectacular day if you are wearing a yellow shirt or if you have recently moved offices. You will also get an unexpected phone call today.
Pisces: Feel like being anti-social tonight? Have the perfect night in! Rent Harry and the Hendersons and watch it in the nude!
On this day- July 24
Posted on: July 24, 2010
1- Anna Paquin turns 28
2- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because today is National tell and Old Joke day!
3- J-lo turns 40 today.
4- Today is Pioneer day
5-Kristin Chenoweth turns 42 today
