Okay Laura, don’t be too dramatic. I will never quit design chicks. Ever. I just quit my day job though to go on to bigger and better things. I have now convinced Laura to join me in my new venture. What will we be doing you ask? We will be teaching photoshop to old people. Why you ask? Simple. We want to be stinking, filthy rich. How will we become stinking, filthy rich you ask? Simple. We will teach old bitties photoshop, duh.
Picture this: you are old, I mean, cripple & pruney old, and your beatiful 20 something year old grand daughter snaps a picture of you. You take a peak at it and gasp. Who is that cripple pruney broad in the photo before you? It’s you! Well, how is that a picture appropriate for you facebook profile picture? I can tell you the answer, it’s NOT. Take a few lessons from us and you will be able to turn your photo from wrinkly old prune to a Jennifer Anniston look-a-like. What do you think a geriatric would pay for such services? We’ve done some (minimal) research and we’ve concluded that they would spend about $3,000 an hour. Cha-ching!! If you are interested in such services please contact Laura or I. Just google us.
Check out our photo bellow, where we took a picture of Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen looking like trashy, used up celebs and made them look young, youthful and ready to have some peanut butter jelly time. Yes, it is the exact same picture with a little photoshop manipulation. Hold the phone! We are only offering our services to retired people willing to shell out some serious dough. We did this project for Mary Kate and Ash pro-bono and becuase they’ve been retired from spouting out phrases like “you got it dude” and ” You’re in big trouble, mister!” for quite some time now.