New section alert! I know Laura and I haven’t been writing a lot lately and it’s mainly because we’ve been so irritated with the world. We’ve decided to channel our inner frusteration and make a new blog section. Let us know if anything irks you too! We might just feature it.
What’s the deal with….
Shampoo Commercials. Why is new shampoo always a “breakthrough discovery” and “perfected science”?? is that even possible?! Do attractive women in lab coats and heels actually mull over the perfect ingredients? Its hair soap for peats sake! Soap + water = bing bang boom! clean.
Toilet Paper. Does two-ply really make a difference? is your bum THAT messy? Has one-ply actually ripped in your hands while wiping??? If so, maybe the real problem is coming from the source, if you know what I mean…
People who “bum” cigarettes. When someone on the street comes up to you and asks for a cigarette its become the social norm to say “sure man!” without thinking it strange. But what if someone random came up to you and asked for a piece of gum when they see you pop one? Or worse, a fry from your McDonalds happy meal?! You’d think they were a FREAK! “um no…I don’t even know you…seriously?”. Think about it!!!
No mirrors in change rooms. This is the WORST! Pretty sure when I try something on I’d like to see what I look like without everyone staring at me when I walk out to the communal mirror in the middle of the store. I don’t want to point fingers COSTA BLANCA, but this is just unacceptable!
The popcorn button on your microwave: Seriously have you ever actually pressed that button? I have and it literally and technically only pops about 2/3rds of the kernels. If you don’t know how to pop stop advertising your popcorn popping skills.
People with those big ear hole earings: For real, that shit doesn’t grow back so why the hell would anyone ever do that to their ears. I actually have trouble making converation with people who have them. I just keep thinking you must be dumb as rocks. DUMB AS ROCKS. It’s almost bad as doing this.
Rat tails: I know it’s not the 90’s and not many people sport rat tails anymore but on occasion I do see them. I always think to myself, that awful fashion/hair choice took years to develop. For PETE’S sake, how has nobody told you how disgraceful rat tails are. I also think, anyone with a rat tail must come from a trailer park (no offense all you trailer parkers we only have love for y’all) and how is that nobody at the trailer park has gotten drunk enough to just walk up to the damn thing and and cut it off. I would do it after a glass of pinot…sheesh.