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Aries: did you know that thursdays are international “give a hooker a sandwich” day? So give that special hooker down your street a PB & J or a ham and swiss on whole wheat and she may give you something in return! A free movie coupon, obviously.

Libra: your chi-light is pretty low these days. cleaning out your fridge with mr. clean should fix this problem right up.

Taurus: life is pretty dull for you right now. add some auto-tune to your daily routine and reap the benefits of booty shakin’ rhythm and thousands of hits on youtube

Scorpio: summer is almost over and you STILL haven’t set up a lemonade stand?!! get on that girl.

Gemini: saying yes to a thumb war today is the right decision

Cancer: frodo once said, “I wish the ring had never come to me”. well, some unwanted things may come into your life that you must rise above. and if you’re a little person like frodo, you may need a step stool to do this.

Leo: You will feel like you are being followed today.  It’s just your shadow…and your neighbour Jim.  Didn’t know you had a neighbour Jim?  Turn around and introduce yourself!

Virgo: Mate your kitten with a tiger today.  You will get a hybrid kitten called a titten.

Sagittarius: Are you sad today?  Watch this video and you will be happy.

Capricorn: Half of your body wants corn today. The other half will reject the corn if you eat it. Make your decision wisely.

Aquarius: You will have a spectacular day if you are wearing a yellow shirt or if you have recently moved offices. You will also get an unexpected phone call today.

Pisces: Feel like being anti-social tonight? Have the perfect night in! Rent Harry and the Hendersons and watch it in the nude!

This invention was not created in Japan, although it is ridiculous so…it’s still Japanese to me!

Have you ever wanted to be so close to a loved one that you muttered the words “I wish we could wear the same underpants”? I’m sure you have, countless times. Well these inventors finally came up with fundies, the underwear built for two. Wear these undies to formal outings, concerts, seminars or even just when your at home gardening. I swear this is the only way to never lose track of your loved one.

If you like amazing race you will love this! City Chase is held around the world. It is a 4-6 hour urban event, 2-person teams will run, walk and use public transit to navigate their way throughout the city, while calling family and friends for help, accessing the Internet, and even employing assistance of total strangers. Each team must complete the required checkpoints (which can consist of scavenger hunts, nestle tea plunges, eating live crickets, sign-language challenges, rock climbing and much more. The first ones to cross the finish line WINS!

I did this last year in Toronto and had a blast! (finished top 50, brrraaaaap!) There are two dates in Toronto this year, June 19th and August 14th. Check out their website for registration info. DO IT. NOW!!

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