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Last years Halloween Costume blog was such a hit, we’ve decided to give you some more earth shattering, mind blowing ideas.  Choose any of these costumes and you will be the life of any party.

Obama and Romney. This one will make you and your friend look super smart and into politics! Just grab some cardboard at your local No Frills and make two podiums, put on a couple suits, and wabam! you’ve got yourself a debate! Bonus points if you can sing this song.
Inflatable bike helmet girl. Be the first to flaunt one of the stupidest inventions of the year! This one should be easy, just take an inflatable pool chair and fasten it on your head

 

Sophia Grace & Rosie. The key here is a buttload of pink, a tutu, a tiara and a British accent. If you make people barf out chipmunks you know you succeeded in being as cute as these 2 adorable farts.

Breaking Amish. Value village meets big city.

There’s so many variations of Kenny Powers. Mexican Kenny, thuglife Kenny, Baseball Kenny.

The Dictator. Any character that Sascha Baron Cohen has ever played is typically a good costume.

Mr. Rogers. Easy costume, plus he’s like super “in” right now.

Abby and Brittany Hensel. Easy couple costume! just get an oversize shirt cozy up with someone and get really, really drunk. This will help with the look.

Why wouldn’t you want to be a pickle for halloween?

They key to a good Cee Lo Halloween costume is a pair of shades, creating a tubby body and also the optical illusion that your arms are too short for your body. Also buy a pink parrot, he’s more attached to that thing than his left knee cap.  For reals!

Kevin from The Office. This is a good costume for a really dumb looking balding guy. Slop on some kleenex shoes for a more formal look.

Lindsay Lohan through the years. Why be just one version of lindsay when you could be multiple?! This one requires a few different wigs and coke-addict makeup. You’ll need to carry these with you so you can alter your costume throughout the night so you get progressively crazier. SPOOKY!

Naked Cowboy at Times Square. Everybody loves this guy! This is a great way to make a few bucks on halloween too! Just strip down to your underwear, find a corner and let it rip! (the guitar solos, that is).

Debbie Downer. A classic but a goody! This is a great way to meet people. Walk up to random groups and interrupt their conversations with stories about your dying cat or your spreading foot fungus. You’ll be the life of the party!

The Hamburgler. This is a great excuse to stand outside of McDonalds and steal peoples burgers! They cant do anything but laugh it off “oh hahaha I get it! thats hilarious! I’ll just buy another”


We’ve had about 32,000 emails and counting asking us to give our halloween costume advice.  Here’s a few costume ideas for you.

Justin Timberlake circa N'Sync. Remember when JT was a total D-bag? Throw on some coloured shades, lighten your locks and and set your perm to overdrive. Go ahead and bring sexy waaay back.

Carlton Banks. I don't need to explain this one. Throw a geeky sweater around your neck grow a douchey moustache and your set. If you are short and african american this works best. If not you might not get the same effect. We here at design chicks do not suggest painting black face. It does not go over well in social situations.

Russell Brand

Russell Brand. Same deal, pretty easy stuff. Scruff up your hair or get a wig, don't shave, squeeze into some skinny jeans and act like a total british douchebag all night. Bonus** This is also a great couples costume, get your gal to throw on a blue or pink or purple or yellow wig and Katie Perry's your biaatch.

Holiday Armadillo. I'm not sure were you can find an armadillo costume...but if you can let me know, because I'm pretty sure this is what I'm going to go as next year. Brilliant.

Dumb & Dumber Get a bright coloured suit and matching hat and Bob is your uncle.

Carrot Top This costume is easy if you are a buff guy. Strap on a disgusting orange clown wig, a beater and spray tan the bejesus out of yourself. Top it off by putting a little eyeliner over your eyebrows and pesto! You've got yourself a douchey vegetable.

Mike Tyson. If you are bald this is easy. If you're black even better. I think the tattoo on your face is really all you need. Great costume for babies.

Lady Gaga a la kermit. Ever wonder what you should do with all the leftover muppetry you have lying around from your childhood? Well, I've got the answer. Staple gun it to yourself and go as Lady Gaga for halloween.

Troy Polamalu. Epic curly hair and a Pittsburg Steelers Jersey enough said. Carry around a Head & Shoulders bottle for the night for bonus points.

Ellen Degeneres. Clearly more funny if a guy goes as Ellen. Grab a pant suit - sport a short blond bob and do as many table dances as you can throughout the night.

Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock. Wear a suit, a funny tie, make an NBC clip and badge and you're good to go. This costume would be amazing for any guy (or lesbian) with an extreme overbite.

I didn't know I was pregnant. We saved the best for last. Sport a mumu over a fat suit and strategically place a babies head peaking out the bottom. What the heck is that doing there? Wha? I didn't know I was preggers!


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