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On this day- June 2
Posted on: June 2, 2010
The second day of june and i bet you are thinking…what don’t I know about today.
Well, I will tell you 5 things.
1-In North Korea, today is Children’s day.
2-Remember a few years ago when that dude won like a zillion games of jeopardy in a row. No? Well anyways, his name was Ken Jennings and today was his 74th-game winning streak. That’s one can of smart-ass.
3- Malcolm Garett turns 54 today. Don’t know who Malcolm Garrett is? Well he’s a british graphic designer. Check out his website here Yes graphic designers are worth mentioning!
4- Today is Justin Long’s birthday he is 32.
5- In 1990 there was a ridiculous tornado outbreak of like 66-89330 tornado’s across Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio, killing 12. 7 cows got caught in the tornado inspiring the movie Twister
SEX & THE CITY REVIEW!!!!
Posted on: June 1, 2010
- In: humour | movie review | The Water Cooler
- 5 Comments
Well if you don’t know this about Laura and I….I’m totally Charlotte and Samantha and she’s totally Carrie and Miranda. Like hybrid versions of the characters. So let me just say this, I was looking forward to seeing Sex & the City 2. I was utterly and drastically and technically and literally disappointing. The movie had absolutely no plot or point at all. Half of the movie felt like a tourism commercial for Abu Dhabi. The other half was just fashion filler..and I mean not good fashion…way too much jumpsuit action in this flick.
I give this movie 1 ridiculously fashionable rita hat out of 50..yes 50. What about you Laura? Or should I say Carrie and Miranda…no wait those characters are now dead to me.
Thanks Robin, your review was highly insightful, and for once, I COMPLETELY agree with you. what the EFF was that all about?!! I think I would have had more fun going to the gynecologist. this was just bad. which I hate to say, because I am a die hard fan, and I will defend SATC to the grave. But ladies, you were awful. I actually think the movie made me a little stupider. is stupider even a word?!! Well I could have answered that question before I saw the film. I would like to give this film ZERO ritas, but for the sake of showing rita in ridiculous outfits, I give it ONE Abu Dhabi Rita out of FIVE.
Things we hate
Posted on: June 1, 2010
- In: Gossip | humour | The Water Cooler
- 1 Comment
I would like to think that Laura and I are both relatively positive people. There are are a few things that we hate though.
These are the top five things I hate:
1- Nickelback
2-Velvet
3-People that wear velvet
4-Excessive ear hair (or ear wax for that matter)
5-rats or mice
Here are the top 5 things that Laura hates: (Laura feel free to change this to things you actually hate)
1- The hamburgular, he keeps stealing my damn burgas
2- Babies that talk super early
3- Sitting giraffes
4-trying to open coconuts
5-hookers that won’t let her photograph them
This guy is funny and he hates a lot more that we do….check out more of his stuff here
On this day- May 7th
Posted on: May 7, 2010
Here is 5 random facts about today!
1-In 1992, Canada (Sydney, Nova Scotia) had it’s first fast food murder. In Mcdonalds, 3 employees were brutally murdered and a fourth permanently disabled after a botched robbery.
2- Today is Canadian professional wrestler, Owen Hart’s birthday. He would have been 45. Unfortunately, Hart died on May 23, 1999 when an equipment malfunction occurred during his entrance from the rafters of the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, US., at the WWF’s Over the Edge pay-per-view event.
3- Last year on this day David Mellor, a famous english cutlery designer died.
4- Today is Christian Feast Day- so eat up. If you are christian…which I’m not. Oh no. Can I still feast?
5- In 2002, The tomb of Herod the Great was discovered.
On this day- May 6th
Posted on: May 6, 2010
Here’s five random facts about today. Read this blog entry and you will be very popular today. Trust me.
1– Today is George Clooney’s birthday- he is 49.
2– The Hindendburg disaster happened 73 years ago today. The German zeppelin Hindenburg caught fire and was destroyed within a minute while attempting to dock at Lakehurst, New Jersey. Thirty-six people were killed.
3-Today is Bob Segers birthday he is 65.
4– The American baseball player Robin Roberts died today..like TODAY…May 6th 2010. Roberts surrendered the most home runs in Major League Baseball, delivering 505. Holy moly! He was 84.
5-Today is International No Diet Day so go ahead and have a cheeseburger or go check out the largest burger and eat allllll of that.
The Water cooler
Posted on: April 20, 2010
Welcome to The Water Cooler! Look here for really awesome stories that you can use to impress your co-workers with while hanging out by the water cooler! We guarantee you will be the most popular person in your department!
DID YOU HEAR?
This girl Shawna who my cousin’s teacher used to date had this infestation of squirrels in her house. They came in through her fireplace and went all through her house. Believe it or not one squirrel actually got her dog pregnant. No word of a lie. I know it’s true because my cousins teacher used to date this girl. I also have a picture of the squiruppy. Proof that it actually happened.
Do you have a strange or amazing or funny or disgusting or unbelievable story? You can be featured on our blog. It’s a big deal, we get like 70000 hits a day. Email us robin@chillmag.ca or laura@chillmag.ca
Remember, stop using plastic bottles..they are bad for the environment and they reduce water cooler talk. Get out there and share some stories!
If only we all could walk off our jobs for not being allowed to be intoxicated while working. That’s exactly what Carlsberg employees did.
