Okay, so we haven’t received anymore responses from celebs yet, I think they are all taking time to answer the questions. They are pretty complicated. So in the meantime, we decided to practice on Chad Kroeger, so we don’t get rusty.
Nickleback formed in Alberta in 1995. The band members bonded over their mutual love for photographs and screen doors. After 15 long years, they are still around, singing about things on Joeys head (who cares about whats on joeys head, who the hell is Joey?!!!) AND Chad Kroeger still hasn’t cut his hair. ughhhhhhh. I hate you chad.
see chads fake answers (but probably very close to the truth) below!
1) What is your favourite 90’s sitcom?
Loved Fred Penner
no chad, that’s not considered a sitcom.
Oh…that’s too bad.
2) Do you own any music by Rita MacNeil?
If by Rita MacNeil you mean my own music, then yes, I have a whole room full of glorious rita macneil music
3) Do you have any nicknames?
oh you know, the usual: mophead, teen-stash, douchebag (the last one is my favourite)
4) Do you have a favourite youtube video? If so, what?
Oh man, I watch this one all the time. really awesome stuff
5) Do you have a favorite hat? If so, please describe or send us a photo of you wearing said hat
yep. this is my favourite hat.
Thats not a hat chad, that’s a pickle.
oh.
6) Do you have any hidden talents? If so, please describe, or send us a video of you demonstrating said talent whilst wearing your favourite hat mentioned in question 5.
Not many people know this but Im really good at modelling. I can stare right into your soul through a photograph.
“look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh”
stop singing
“how did our eyes get so red? and what the hell is on Joey’s head?”
WHOS JOEY?!!!! what a stupid line. you’re the worst.
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wow… y’know if you dont like a band, you could just say so. You dont have to be all up in peoples faces about it.
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and you wonder why no celebrities will talk to you…
We don’t actually wonder this David. We have about 67,000 celebrity interview posts waiting to be published. We are trying to publish them in a orderly and timely matter. It is sometimes difficult while trying to manage the hot juice and gossip that arises on a daily basis. Our loyal fan base demands up to the minute updates on Beiber paternity tests, movie reviews and extremely accurate horoscopes. Duh. We do appreciate your comment and hope that today is treating you well. Clearly you are a gemini.
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